He's quick with the nunchucks, scores at funerals ("grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac"), and refuses to go down without taking his best shot (or being maced—same difference). Yes, he still lives with his mom…who, in his defense, cooks a mean meat loaf. That said, Chazz's sage mentorship has spurred any number of horn-dog sponges to greater heights of crashed-wedding bliss. Consider him the freeloading Obi-Wan to Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson's scam-happy Luke and Leia, if you will.
