Lock Up

Stallone has made some bad movies, but this was bad enough to be included at the top of our Best Worst Movie list with such gems as Cobra, Tango & Cash, and Over the Top. It's clear why. Stallone is in jail for a bogus crime (stopping a thug from killing his mechanic mentor). Even though his sentence is almost up, he gets transferred from a minimum security prison to a maximum hellhole because the warden, Drumgool, hates him (Stallone escaped in the past under his watch to attend said mechanic mentor's funeral. Throw in cartoonish inmates and a muddy football game, top it off with Tom Sizemore as a sleazy cohort, and we've got ourselves a train wreck that's impossible to turn off.