100 Best Band Names (That Are Up For Grabs!)

Use one of our new band names, and become famous.
ENTERTAINMENT  |  May 14, 2012By Maxim Staff

Use one of our new band names, and become famous.

The right band name can make all the difference. Would Led Zeppelin be as popular if they were called Ke$ha? Think about your band name carefully. We’re here to help and have come up with 100 great names for your band. If you use any of these names for your band, and can prove it (be it as a poster or album cover), we’ll link to your band’s Website and tell all our readers to buy your music. We may even use your song in a Maxim.com video. It’s the same way Adele got her start!

1. Cold Cut Trio

2. Alvin and the Human Beings

3. Did Somebody Say “Corn Fritter”?

4. Foo

5. Lava Champ

6. Ouch Potato

7. Hemingway Sucked

8. Calen-grrrr

9. Noah’s Ostrich

10. Nirvana Redux

11. Pollution Solution Retribution

12. Under-Flare

13. Maxim Is Terrific

14. The Goo-Goo Action Figures

15. Jjjjjjjjjjjhjjjjjjj

16. DJ Disc Jockey

17. They Might Not Be Giants At All

18. Gary Garbanzo and the Beans

19. Lord Gaga

20. The Rumpelstiltskin Five

21. Men-archy

22. The Soft Returns

23. Gozer

24. Boo Radley and the Finch Kids

25. Boner Jamz

26. Calci-yum!

27. Blue Floyd

28. Drawbridge

29. Locker Room Low-jinks

30. The Beetles (or the B-Tells)

31. The A-tles (or the A-tells)

32. Regular-Sized Tim

33. Gunther, from Friends

34. A Dell

35. Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties

36. Shut Up, Gretchen!

37. What Smells Like Tacos?

38. Scooter and the Inappropriate Touches

39. Radio-leg

40. F’anks!

41. Two Time Grammy Winner: Douglas Roberts

42. The Went-Wents

43. Not If We Can Help It

44. Shoulder Rads

45. Governor of North Dakota

46. That’s Not Toothpaste

47. 141 Characters

48. Stop Laughing!

49. Shirt-Sleeve Slacks

50. Amateur Nurse

51. Thirty Dozen Nuggets

52. Belgium Is For Husbands

53. Disney’s Gonna Sue

54. What Was The Name of That Guy From Cocktail? Not Tom Cruise...the Other One.

55. Next Door Favor

56. Can’t Help It

57. Buckcherry II

58. Panther Promise

59. Moat

60. 1,833.91

61. Elton Joel

62. Death Disease

63. Andy Garcia’s Twin

64. Molar Express

65. Pickaxe Ladybug

67. Slam-Father Clock

68. Mice Krispies

69. Bewbs and Bughts

70. Broom Temperature

71. Political Statement

72. Meaty Eyes

73. Fudgey

74. Sebastian Bentley's Raucous Rhythmator

75. Ear, Noise and Throat

76. Flamin' Galah

77. Trite Dwight and the White Light Night Knights

78. The Rusty Crumpet

79. Duodenum

80. The Verve Tube

81. Periodic Table of Helmets

82. But What About All This Urine?

83. Noise Dudes

84. Puffington Host

85. Garbage Pail Adults

86. Duck, Duck, ‘Dactyl

87. Sex Guys

88. Dentyne Nice

89. That’s a quote from Wedding Crashers, right?

90. Toe Tag Trio

91. Ripple Ning

92. Your Middle School Screenname

93. The Albert Nobbses

94. Tyrannosaurus Josh

95. The Old, Leering Pornographers

96. Megan

97. Ear Kisses

98. Sha-na-no

99. LMFAOMAOLF

100. Musical Group