This won't be easy for Mom and Dad, so please follow these five simple steps.
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Today is a difficult day for members of all generations. Millennials are reeling from Justin Bieber's drunken driving arrest. Sullen Gen-Xers still can't comprehend how Inside Llewyn Davis was snubbed by the Academy. And, perhaps most sadly, Baby Boomers are beside themselves at the news that '70s soft-rock husband-and-wife duo Captain & Tennille are divorcing after 39 years of marriage. But not to worry; we're here with a fool-proof plan to keep your parents from shedding too many tears into their Activia. Listen up.
Step One: Familiarize yourself with Captain & Tennille.
We recommend studying their Wikipedia page and then watching the video for their biggest hit, the now ironically titled "Love Will Keep Us Together."