Finally, Guys Who Go To Harvard Catch a Break!

March 22, 2013

By:

David Swanson

The Crimson get their first ever tourney win, bust brackets nationwide.

For the first time in it’s 377 year history, Harvard’s men’s basketball team came away from an NCAA tournament game with a victory. The 14 seed’s 68-62 win over No. 3 New Mexico is the big sports news of the day, so how did the university’s illustrious alumni react? After all, when one’s alma mater overcomes adversity to win the biggest upset in it’s history…well it’s a big deal, right? Right?!? Well…

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Mark Zuckerberg

Tell your congressmen you want them to be pro-internet. My Facebook post is here: facebook.com/zuck/posts/101…
— Mark Zuckerberg (@finkd) January 18, 2012

Bill Gates

Innovative companies like @beyondmeat are taking on the challenge of creating the #FutureOfFood. See more VIDEO: b-gat.es/16LH4sa
— Bill Gates (@BillGates) March 22, 2013

Natalie Portman

Dont let anyone get you down. #good4you
— Natalie Portman (@natalieportman7) March 31, 2011

George W. Bush

@lola_tresnowati Why thank you, I wish nothing less for you RT: @georgebush Hello Sir how are you? Have a nice day God Bless
— George W. Bush (@GeorgeBush) July 20, 2011

Al Gore

The @financialtimes says the case for a carbon tax is “overwhelming” bit.ly/13gIvjl
— Al Gore (@algore) March 22, 2013

Conan O’Brien

$3 million raised on Kickstarter for new Veronica Mars movie. Can a Conan movie be far behind? Yes.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 22, 2013

Tom Morello

"Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye." - Helen Keller
— Tom Morello (@tmorello) March 22, 2013

Rashida Jones

Um...can you be a little more specific?#toiletwithtoomanybuttons #tokyo twitter.com/iamrashidajone…
— Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) March 22, 2013

Mitt Romney

Celebrating 44 years with my sweetheart today. Happy anniversary, @anndromney twitter.com/MittRomney/sta…
— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) March 21, 2013

Jeremy Lin

YYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!! HARVARD winssss!!! hahahahhah i told you.... #threepointgoggles #bracketbusters twitter.com/JLin7/status/3…
— Jeremy Lin (@JLin7) March 22, 2013

Now that’s some school spirit. In other Harvard news, the school is now embroiled in a quiz bowl scandal. That’s more like it.

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