James May Finds Fired Top Gear Host Jeremy Clarkson A “Lovable Knob”

He delivered the verdict from beneath a multicolored fedora. Cheers!

The BBC has officially fired inveterate hoon, potty-mouthed cultural commentator and light racist Jeremy Clarkson over a recent “fracas” with a producer on his show, Top Gear. In the proud English tradition of invasive gossip reporting, reporters crowded outside fellow presenter James May’s home to ask him about the verdict. May, in a groovy, psychedelic fedora, allowed that while he found Jeremy to be a “knob,” he enjoyed working with the pot-bellied curmudgeon and couldn’t speak to a replacement. 

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