That science is a real jerk sometimes.
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A recent study from the British Journal of Psychology concluded that women with “feminine” facial features were more likely to be targets for short-term flings, not long-term relationships. So the song If You Want to Be Happy (“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life // never make a pretty woman your wife”), might not have just been a misogynistic attempt to explain away an unattractive spouse, but an expression of a hard-coded feature of the human brain! (Yeah, probably not.)