We've got your inside pass to the hottest party at Super Bowl XLII in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Ryan Seacrest and Our Hotties- American Idol's Ryan Seacrest gets teased by some Hometown Hotties. Much better than his normal routine of fetching burgers for Randy Jackson, whitening Simon Cowell's teeth and carrying around Paula Abdul when she forgets how to use her little legs.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Erin and DJ AM- Back to work, DJ AM. Those records ain't gonna spin themselves.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Kelly, McLovin, and Erin- McLovin hanging with our women. On his left: The sexy Hometown Hottie '07 winner Erin. On his right: Maxim.com's Sr. Photo Editor/Photographer Kelly Stuart moments before unhinging her jaw and biting off his nerdy hand. She's so naughty.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Chuck Liddell Looks Angry- Hi, my name is Chuck Liddell and I'm going to eat your soul.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Our Hotties With Sirius' Maxim Radio- Maxim Radio's Covino and Rich (not pictured...obviously) get some mic time with our Hotties. Watch out, girls. that Covino is a skamp! As for Rich? Good guy.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Kelly Stuart and Chuck Liddell- On second thought, let's smile and pose for a picture. Oh, Chuck, you big lug. You hang loose, buddy. You hang loose.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Gorgeous Blondes- Sorry, our camera had way too much to drink. Yeah, we know we shouldn't make excuses for him, but he did take this trippy photo of a hot hostess who looked like Jessica Simpson.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Hometown Hotties- Hometown Hotties Brit ('06), Cassandra ('06), Jamie ('07) and Erin ( '07 Winner) huddling up and being really hot together.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, More Dancing- One of the many lovely dancers. What makes this one so special? Her right hand was replaced with a ball of energy. We call her Sparkles.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, The Patriots and Giants Looking Hot- Finally, something football related.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Burger Time- Sweet, moist mini-burgers? Are you kidding us? Those things look f-ing delicious. Now we're genuinely pissed we weren't invited to this damn party.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Beautiful Blonde Flashes Peace- Peace yourself, lovely! (God, we're lame. No wonder she wouldn't talk to us.)
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Hall of TVs- It's like Space Mountain, but instead of a tunnel leading us towards a decrepit roller coaster, this is a glorious flat-screen gateway leading to the best party on the planet. Somewhere in a freezer hidden deep beneath the Earth, Walt Disney's frozen head is shedding a tear of joy. (He has warm tears.)
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Stage Dancer- It ain't a real party 'till a dancer goes all squiggly.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Stage Area- Stage? Check. Dancers? Check. Floating half-head above a wall with "The Maxim Party" written on it? Check and check.
Super Bowl XLII Maxim Party- The Fairmont Scottsdale Princess Resort in Scottsdale, Arizona. Check out all of our Super Bowl XLII coverage on our Super Bowlnanza blog.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Heidi Montag- Maxim covergirl and The Hills star Heidi Montag. (Don't worry, the captions get much more creative as you go along.)
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Heidi Montag- Maxim covergirl and The Hills star Heidi Montag. (We're not kidding, the captions get much better. Trust us. Keep clicking.)
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt- Maxim covergirl and The Hills star Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. (Okay, this is the last boring caption. We promise.)
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Ryan Seacrest- Between his 37 jobs, American Idol/E! News Daily/Dick Clark's Rockin' New Years Eve/Radio show, um, guy, Ryan Seacrest finds time to smile moments before requesting a job application from the Fairmont Scottsdale Princess Resort staff. Slow down, buddy. Life isn't just about work, ya know.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Ryan Seacrest and Hometown Hottie Britt- Seacrest in?
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Chuck Liddell and Erin- Not Pictured: The 18 guys Chuck Liddell mutilated to cozy up with our '07 Hometown Hottie winner Erin.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, <i>October</i> Road's Geoff Stults- Please don't make us spell October Road star Geoff's last name again. It keeps making us giggle. (Come on, remove the first "t", put the "l" after "S" and it takes on a whole different meaning.)
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Erin and Terry Crews- Two Maxim favorites together at last! Hometown Hottie winner Erin with Everybody Hates Chris/Idiocracy/Balls of Fury star Terry Crews.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Ian Ziering- 90210's Ian Ziering scaring the crap out of a photographer with a glare that would frighten a werewolf. Ease up, Ian. It's a party.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo- Supreme beauty Vanessa Minnillo hanging with some dude. (Okay, it's Nick Lachey. We're kidding, buddy. Sorta. She's really hot.)
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Kevin Dillon- Kevin Dillon may play a goofball on Entourage, but he really knows how to strike a red carpet pose. Now go make some food for Vince. He's hungry.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Mario Lopez- He may have gained fame from Dancing With the Stars and Saved By The Bell, but we'll always cherish the time Mario Lopez lent his voice to the animated classic Aloha, Scooby-Doo. Rut-roh, indeed.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Jillian Barberie- With weatherpeople as hot as Jillian, how the hell does Al Roker still have a job?
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, David Spade- We'll leave this one alone. The last thing we need is him beating up on us on the Showbiz Show. Now take your whistling lips and be on your way before we change our mind.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Cindy Crawford- How is it humanly possible for Cindy Crawford to still look this hot?
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Cindy Crawford- Seriously, we want to know. How she's still this hot? Is it some kind of vitamin regimen? Moisturizer? Oxygen chamber? We're not asking for us. It's for a friend...a doughy, pasty friend who happens to be...us. Speak now!
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, McLovin The Ladies-
McLovin proves there's hope for us all. Keep rolling, brother!
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Spencer Pratt- Is that Do The Right Thing's Radio Raheem? Oh, duh, it's The Hills Spencer Pratt. The boombox thingee totally fooled us!
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Adrian Grenier- Adrian's "entourage" apparently forgot to pack some razors. Hey, we kid because we're really, really jealous of your perfect life.
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Kevin Connolly- Entourage's Kevin Connolly showing off his Under Armor earring. We must protect this lobe!
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Rhys Coiro- Best...Entourage...character...ever. (Take that, Ari.)
Maxim Super Bowl XLII Party, Terrell Owens- Terrell Owens waiting for his date, Tony Romo. When he didn't show it took all his courage and strength to hold back the emotion. It's...his...quarterback...(sniffle)