Other Things A-Rod Is Doing 20 Years Late

Campaigning for Michael Dukakis

Playing Sega Genesis

Listening to a mix tape ("Oooh! That's that new Keith Sweat jam!")

Logging onto Prodigy

Tucking and rolling his Z. Cavaricci pants

Saying "Where's the Beef?"

Growing an unironic mullet

Wearing white linen blazers with pastel T-shirts

Squirting people with Water Weenies