The First Apple Watch Sex Toy Is Coming

Get her off with just a tap on your wrist.

It was only a matter of time. Sure, the Apple Watch has been met with some pretty “meh” reception, but the innovation it’s sparked is impossible to deny: starting with apps that share your heartbeat and count your calories, and arriving now at wrist-controlled orgasms.

Fully-funded Indiegogo campaign Blush Vibe is a vibrator she wears that syncs via Bluetooth or WiFi to your iPhone or Apple Watch. So while it might look like you’re simply checking the time or your daily steps, you’re actually controlling the toy and getting her off—no matter where she is.

We’re not gonna lie, it looks kind of like a giant sperm, and we’re not sure how women would feel about wearing something so bulky—especially with what amounts to a tail sticking out of her crotch. But hey, if you’re hoping to bring your favorite wearable intro the boudoir, this could be exactly what you’re looking for.

Pre-order yours now for $39, and eagerly await your remote-controlled pleasure this October.

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