This Paracord Grenade Is Secretly Packed With 26 Survival Tools

A handy (non-explosive) life saver.

Packed inside this innocent looking M-550 Pro Paracord Survival Grenade is a plethora of strategic survival items for all you would-be MacGyvers out there. Just look at all the stuff that’s cleverly crammed into the kit, just waiting to be deployed in the wild!


35 feet of Tactical Camo and 15 feet of Charcoal Grey 550 paracord


2 feet of Safety Orange 95 paracord


LED light


Mini pocket knife


Dog tag signal mirror


Fire starting rod


Striker


30 feet of 12-pound test fishing line


4 fish hooks


4 split shot weights


2 Bobby pins


Universal handcuff key


2 Butterfly sutures


P38 Can opener


Compressed towel tablet (just add water)


Matches (6 waterproof, 2 stormproof)


4 feet of jute twine


Needle and thread


Extremely sharp razor blade


8 feet of military-grade tripwire


Compass


Aluminum foil


Wire saw


4 Water purification tablets


2 Safety pins


Whistle buckle


2 Split rings


4 Feet of electrical tape


By the way, once you unravel the thing, there’s no re-raveling it. But at least you can use the compass without wrecking your enviably cool grenade-like package. It’ll set you back $69, but if you ever find yourself needing it, it’ll pay for itself by saving your ass.

Photos by Surf City Paracord via Etsy

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