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No Puckin' NHL Season

With a lockout looming, here's some career guidance for iced pros.


Henrik Lundqvist
Professional Cock Blocker
Just try to keep a girl's attention if the Ranger's All-star goalie walks into the bar where you're making your moves. Women are like moths to his Swedish Flame of handsomeness.



Harry How / Getty Images| Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2012


Dan Carcillo
Parking Space
Hey Car Bomb, mind if we park our Escalade in the space between your teeth, Dan? Just have to run into the supermarket for a minute.
  

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Don Cherry
Pimp
The CBS announcer is available to fill-in for any hustler who's looking to get a weekend away from his stable of hos.


Bruce Bennett / Getty Images | Licensed to Alpha Media Group 2012

 

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