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Introducing Viofleck: The honor of the conjoined name only goes to top couples like TomKat or Jayoncé. Bennifer—the amalgam of Ben Affleck, Jennifer, and gossip columnists blowing themselves to acknowledge their own creativity—just gave birth to their daughter, Violet.

Spyin' game: The end of the hiatus is bittersweet for fans of Alias. Although it marks the return of all-new episodes and all-new skimpy outfits, it also starts the countdown to when Sidney Bristow turns in her spy credentials—hopefully before Karl Rove reveals her identity to CNN blow-hards.

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