The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon reached for the big guns in its ongoing ratings battle with late night rival Stephen Colbert when it enlisted Kate Upton for a hokey dance-off.
Kate and Jimmy squared off in the show's regular Dance Battle segment, which involves creating a dance move based on a "randomly generated" phrase.
Because it's Friday and we're totally shameless, we compiled the very best bits featuring the stunning supermodel so you don't have to waste your time sitting through Jimmy busting moves.
At 0:36, Upton does a dance called "Shoulders With a Mind of Their Own."
At 2:32, she attempts to create a move called "Walking Into a Spiderweb."
Kate and Jimmy also teamed up for something called the "Hashtag Dance," but it didn't even compare to the first dance-off, in case anyone really gives a shit.
In the meantime, let's pretend we didn't actually just watch all that and instead clear our head with some shots from Kate's amazing Instagram feed.