100 Ingredient Cocktail

They said it couldn’t be done and we said, “Ha!” and then we said “Gross!”

They said it couldn’t be done and we said, “Ha!” and then we said “Gross!” Check out our very special cocktail, made with one hundred ingredients!

1. Water


2. Skittles


3. Inniskillin Ice Wine


4. Seltzer


5. Espolon Tequila


6. Zacapa Rum


7. Patron XO Cafe Dark Cocoa


8. Honey Bourbon


9. Tomato Vodka


10. Crispin Cider


11. Beefeater Gin


12. Southern Comfort Whiskey


13. Indian Snack


14. Jalapeno Tequila


15. Angostura Bitters


16. Honey


17. Maple Syrup


18. Lavender Bitters


19. Skyy Coconut Vodka


20. Hornitos Tequila


21. Bruvado Lager


22. Malibu Red Rum


23. Lime Juice


24. Arta Tequila


25. Tabasco Sweet & Spicy


26. Southern Belle Sauce


27. Magners Irish Cider


28. Brugal Especial Extra Dry Rum


29. Organic Energy Drink


30. Mustard


31. Garlic Powder


32. Oregano


33. Bacon Salt


34. Pale Ale


35. Oktoberfest


36. Patron Citronge Liqueur


37. Bacardi Arctic Grape


38. Swedish Fish


39. Herbsaint Liqueur


40. Nerds


41. Energy Boost


42. Apple Juice


43. Simple Times Lager


44. Coca-Cola


45. Sierra Mist


46. Martini Rosso Wine


47. Soho Lychee Liqueur


48. Lemon Juice


49. AMP Energy Drink


50. Greenhook Ginsmiths Beach Plum Gin Liqueur


51. Worcestershire Sauce


52.Variety of Kool-Aid Packs


53. Gummy Bears


54. Margarita Mix


55.Brooklyn Gin


56 Easy Bake Brownie Powder Mix


57. Easy Bake Cheese Powder


58. Alize Coco


59. Leblon Rum


60. Captain Morgan Black


61. Remy Martin V


62. Amrut Indian Whiskey


63. Limoncello


64. Chocolate Bitters


65. Crushed Red Peppers


66. TYKU Sake


67. AC/DC Wine


68. Clement Orange Liqueur


69. Grapes


70. Balsamic Vinegar


71. Crown Royal


72. An Orange


73. Circus Balls Cereal


74. Pure Fine Sugar


75. Jalapenos


76. Cherries


77. Vanilla Extract


78. Taco Bell Sauce


79. Soy Sauce


80. Duck Sauce


81. Crystal Light


82. Cayenne


83. Siracha Bitters


84. Ground Cinnamon


85. Green Tea


86. Wasabi


87. Simple Syrup


88. Cinnamon Sticks


89. Oat Bran


90. Jello Powder


91. Nutmeg


92. Olives


93. Chia Seeds


94. Chicken Stock


95. Black Pepper


96. Tabasco Pepper Sauce


97. Sprinkles


98. Salt


99. Pickled Ginger


100. Pickle

End Result: It wasn’t good. The flavor wasn’t the issue. (It just tasted like burning alcohol.) The texture is what made this disgusting. The cereal and oats made for a gritty texture, so even if you could choke down the liquor, there were still bits of cocktail left in your mouth. Or maybe it would have tasted better had we stopped at ingredient #78.

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