100 Best Band Names (That Are Up For Grabs!)

Use one of our new band names, and become famous.

Use one of our new band names, and become famous.


The right band name can make all the difference. Would Led Zeppelin be as popular if they were called Ke$ha? Think about your band name carefully. We’re here to help and have come up with 100 great names for your band. If you use any of these names for your band, and can prove it (be it as a poster or album cover), we’ll link to your band’s Website and tell all our readers to buy your music. We may even use your song in a Maxim.com video. It’s the same way Adele got her start!

1. Cold Cut Trio


2. Alvin and the Human Beings


3. Did Somebody Say “Corn Fritter”?


4. Foo


5. Lava Champ


6. Ouch Potato


7. Hemingway Sucked


8. Calen-grrrr


9. Noah’s Ostrich


10. Nirvana Redux


11. Pollution Solution Retribution


12. Under-Flare


13. Maxim Is Terrific


14. The Goo-Goo Action Figures


15. Jjjjjjjjjjjhjjjjjjj


16. DJ Disc Jockey


17. They Might Not Be Giants At All


18. Gary Garbanzo and the Beans


19. Lord Gaga


20. The Rumpelstiltskin Five


21. Men-archy


22. The Soft Returns


23. Gozer


24. Boo Radley and the Finch Kids


25. Boner Jamz


26. Calci-yum!


27. Blue Floyd


28. Drawbridge


29. Locker Room Low-jinks


30. The Beetles (or the B-Tells)


31. The A-tles (or the A-tells)


32. Regular-Sized Tim


33. Gunther, from Friends


34. A Dell


35. Garfield 2: A Tale of Two Kitties


36. Shut Up, Gretchen!


37. What Smells Like Tacos?


38. Scooter and the Inappropriate Touches


39. Radio-leg


40. F’anks!


41. Two Time Grammy Winner: Douglas Roberts


42. The Went-Wents


43. Not If We Can Help It


44. Shoulder Rads


45. Governor of North Dakota


46. That’s Not Toothpaste


47. 141 Characters


48. Stop Laughing!


49. Shirt-Sleeve Slacks


50. Amateur Nurse


51. Thirty Dozen Nuggets


52. Belgium Is For Husbands


53. Disney’s Gonna Sue


54. What Was The Name of That Guy From Cocktail? Not Tom Cruise…the Other One.


55. Next Door Favor


56. Can’t Help It


57. Buckcherry II


58. Panther Promise


59. Moat


60. 1,833.91


61. Elton Joel


62. Death Disease


63. Andy Garcia’s Twin


64. Molar Express


65. Pickaxe Ladybug


67. Slam-Father Clock


68. Mice Krispies


69. Bewbs and Bughts


70. Broom Temperature


71. Political Statement


72. Meaty Eyes


73. Fudgey


74. Sebastian Bentley’s Raucous Rhythmator


75. Ear, Noise and Throat


76. Flamin’ Galah


77. Trite Dwight and the White Light Night Knights


78. The Rusty Crumpet


79. Duodenum


80. The Verve Tube


81. Periodic Table of Helmets


82. But What About All This Urine?


83. Noise Dudes


84. Puffington Host


85. Garbage Pail Adults


86. Duck, Duck, ‘Dactyl


87. Sex Guys


88. Dentyne Nice


89. That’s a quote from Wedding Crashers, right?


90. Toe Tag Trio


91. Ripple Ning


92. Your Middle School Screenname


93. The Albert Nobbses


94. Tyrannosaurus Josh


95. The Old, Leering Pornographers


96. Megan


97. Ear Kisses


98. Sha-na-no


99. LMFAOMAOLF


100. Musical Group


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