100 Ingredient Cocktail
They said it couldn’t be done and we said, “Ha!” and then we said “Gross!”
They said it couldn’t be done and we said, “Ha!” and then we said “Gross!” Check out our very special cocktail, made with one hundred ingredients!
1. Water
2. Skittles
3. Inniskillin Ice Wine
4. Seltzer
5. Espolon Tequila
6. Zacapa Rum
7. Patron XO Cafe Dark Cocoa
8. Honey Bourbon
9. Tomato Vodka
10. Crispin Cider
11. Beefeater Gin
12. Southern Comfort Whiskey
13. Indian Snack
14. Jalapeno Tequila
15. Angostura Bitters
16. Honey
17. Maple Syrup
18. Lavender Bitters
19. Skyy Coconut Vodka
20. Hornitos Tequila
21. Bruvado Lager
22. Malibu Red Rum
23. Lime Juice
24. Arta Tequila
25. Tabasco Sweet & Spicy
26. Southern Belle Sauce
27. Magners Irish Cider
28. Brugal Especial Extra Dry Rum
29. Organic Energy Drink
30. Mustard
31. Garlic Powder
32. Oregano
33. Bacon Salt
34. Pale Ale
35. Oktoberfest
36. Patron Citronge Liqueur
37. Bacardi Arctic Grape
38. Swedish Fish
39. Herbsaint Liqueur
40. Nerds
41. Energy Boost
42. Apple Juice
43. Simple Times Lager
44. Coca-Cola
45. Sierra Mist
46. Martini Rosso Wine
47. Soho Lychee Liqueur
48. Lemon Juice
49. AMP Energy Drink
50. Greenhook Ginsmiths Beach Plum Gin Liqueur
51. Worcestershire Sauce
52.Variety of Kool-Aid Packs
53. Gummy Bears
54. Margarita Mix
55.Brooklyn Gin
56 Easy Bake Brownie Powder Mix
57. Easy Bake Cheese Powder
58. Alize Coco
59. Leblon Rum
60. Captain Morgan Black
61. Remy Martin V
62. Amrut Indian Whiskey
63. Limoncello
64. Chocolate Bitters
65. Crushed Red Peppers
66. TYKU Sake
67. AC/DC Wine
68. Clement Orange Liqueur
69. Grapes
70. Balsamic Vinegar
71. Crown Royal
72. An Orange
73. Circus Balls Cereal
74. Pure Fine Sugar
75. Jalapenos
76. Cherries
77. Vanilla Extract
78. Taco Bell Sauce
79. Soy Sauce
80. Duck Sauce
81. Crystal Light
82. Cayenne
83. Siracha Bitters
84. Ground Cinnamon
85. Green Tea
86. Wasabi
87. Simple Syrup
88. Cinnamon Sticks
89. Oat Bran
90. Jello Powder
91. Nutmeg
92. Olives
93. Chia Seeds
94. Chicken Stock
95. Black Pepper
96. Tabasco Pepper Sauce
97. Sprinkles
98. Salt
99. Pickled Ginger
100. Pickle
End Result: It wasn’t good. The flavor wasn’t the issue. (It just tasted like burning alcohol.) The texture is what made this disgusting. The cereal and oats made for a gritty texture, so even if you could choke down the liquor, there were still bits of cocktail left in your mouth. Or maybe it would have tasted better had we stopped at ingredient #78.
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