Odds are, your dad suffers from a neurological condition known as nostalgia. He loves manual transmissions, leaving voicemails, and buying plane tickets through a travel agent. More interestingly, he still holds a candle for the beautiful women he loved back in the seventies—famous ladies so stunning that adolescent boys would spend hard-earned money on their posters. (One in particular is pleasantly seared forever into most men’s minds.) In short-shorts, Calvins or Afros, these women defined beauty and while we encourage you to get your dad up to speed on many things, in this arena, he knows what he’s talking about.