Now that Jeff Goldblum is officially on board with the Independence Daysequel, it's entirely possible that it might actually be good. But who said the aliens had to attack on the very same day of the year? Is it simply "Attack Humans Day" on their home planet, or are they just lazy and don't want to change their attack plan stationary? In attempting to answer this glaring loophole, we are suggesting five solid alternatives. Hollywood, the ball is in your court.