The 5 Worst Types Of Valentine’s Day Facebook Updates

We get it, you’re in love, horny, or bitter. You can stop sharing now.
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We get it, you’re in love, horny, or bitter. You can stop sharing now.

Facebook is a wonderful tool for many things - stalking exes; letting future employers know that you like to take your pants off whenever you’ve had more than three beers; stalking other exes, etc. – but around this time of year, it’s made unbearable thanks to the following types of compulsive over-sharers.

5. The Just-Been-Dumped

4. The So-In-Love-That-You-Couldn’t-Possibly-Even-Believe-It-Like-No-One-Has-Ever-Been-This-In-Love-Like-EVER-You Guyyyys

3. The Conspiracy Theorist 

2. The Failing Celebrity Marriage

1. The Liar

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