Adam Sandler Just Released a Brand New ‘Chanukah Song’

“Jared from Subway…Goddammit, a Jew?!”

It’s a bit hard to believe, but Adam Sandler’s legendary ‘Chanukah Song’ first premiered on Saturday Night Live in 1994. For Jews like me who grew up with this hilarious ditty while our Christian classmates rocked out to Silent Night, that’s a bit jarring: it means this song is old enough to order a Manischewitz cocktail. I feel old.

But like Sandler’s career, the Chanukah Song just won’t die. Now, the beloved comedian is back with a fourth installment of the holiday ballad, recorded in San Diego and released on Wednesday on the YouTube page of his production company Happy Madison:

The folks at the Daily Dot put together a list of all the celebrities mentioned by Sandler. Enjoy!

  • Jesus (I mean, obviously)
  • Josh Gad
  • Punky Brewster
  • Judd Apatow
  • Scott Rudin
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt
  • Stan Lee
  • Jake Gyllenhaal
  • Larry Page and Sergey Brin (the founders of Google)
  • Adam Levine
  • Drake (lol)
  • Seth Rogen
  • Bill Goldberg
  • Scarlett Johansson (yesssssssss)
  • Geddy Lee
  • Jonas Salk (the man who developed the first polio vaccine)
  • Daniel Radcliffe
  • Jared Fogle (“Goddammit, a Jew?!” shouts Sandler. We don’t blame him.)
  • Dr. Drew
  • Carrie Fisher
  • Idina Menzel
  • David Beckham (only a quarter)
  • Shia LaBeouf (only a half)
  • Ron Jeremy
  • Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield (of ‘Ben  & Jerry’s’ fame)

Photos by YouTube/Happy Madison