The NYC mayoral race hasn't heated up as much as it's gotten super weird. Hopeful Anthony Weiner addresses yet another sexting scandal, where he cleverly concealed his identity, going by the name Carlos Danger!
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What are the chances? Thanks a ton, Weiner, now I need to find a new nickname for my penis.
 Miley Cyrus is on a crusade to land 13 million followers on Twitter (currently at 12.8), and she's not above showing under-boob to achieve her goal.
Good Lord, Miley. What next? Getting voted the #1 on Maxim’s 2013 Hot 100..?
 For reasons undisclosed (we’re guessing publicity), Geraldo Rivera Tweeted a selfie from his bathroom in the buff.
Yo G man, looking good for 70 does not mean looking good across-the-board, so cut out the almost nude tweeting. Although I will admit the mustache doesn't look a day over 42.
 A woman rolled her baby stroller into an Apple Store and lost her everlovin' mind on an Apple Specialist, while an on-looker hit record, Vine style.
There's only one victim here - the impressionable youth stuck in that stroller. My guess is that kid will grow up using a Dell, and will strive to never, EVER mislead his mother...
 A raccoon launched into full attack mode on a dog, but picked the wrong pooch to pounce. When the dog's owner heard his pet howling in pain, he sprinted to the rescue, grabbing the raccoon and launching it, soccer throw-in style, down a flight of stairs.
You know the old saying, "Fling a rabid raccoon down the stairs first, and ask questions later!"
Keith runs marketing for the Social Media Network, Yappem.
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