Antonio Brown’s Glorious Touchdown Celebration Looks Like it Hurt

The only thing that could stop AB on Sunday night was the goalpost. 

Here’s a free idea for the NFL: When a player scores three touchdowns in one game, he gets to celebrate however the hell he wants. That way, players like Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown would avoid flags for things like this:

To be clear, that is in fact a celebration and not some sort of self-flagellation ritual. We can’t rule out the possibility that Brown was trying to render himself incapable of having more children though. He’s already got four. 

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