The anonymous folk hero behind those glorious Bad Lip Reading videos resurfaced this week with his take on the 2015 NFL season. As usual, it's better than it has any right to be.
No one needs to explain why it's funny to see Drew Brees leading his teammates in a group oinking, or to hear to Tom Brady talk about shaving his ankles, but there's a reason Bad Lip Reading is particularly successful when applied to NFL players—these guys never say anything interesting! We're so used to players and coaches spouting hackneyed sports cliches that anything remotely silly coming out of their mouths is knee-slapping funny.
And Cam Newton saying "I met a funny bird right in my hotel" certainly qualifies as remotely silly.