Be the Boss of the Grill With a Machete Spatula

Armed and dangerously well done.

The art of grilling is already pretty manly, but here to take your summer BBQs to a far more dangerous level is the Machete Spatula, an honest-to-god machete with a flexible tip designed to flip your burgers and frighten your enemies.

It boasts a stainless steel blade and three different bottle openers, and for a cool $19, you can become the master of your grill and clear unwanted vegetation out of your yard at the same time. Isn’t America wonderful?

Photos by Firebox