Are you bummed that you're not boozing it up at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California for Super Bowl 50? Sure, we'd love to see the Denver Broncos and Carolina Panthers destroy each other in real time, but not with these insane prices:
Sure, if you can afford to fork over $4,600 for a ticket, you can probably shell out between $13 and $15 for a beer, but $7 for a bottle of water?!?! Water, which human beings need to survive?!?! Considering that drinking through a sporting event is a marathon and not a sprint, we can definitely expect to see some very woozy spectators exiting Levi's at the end of the evening — and frankly, were glad we're not one of them.
Oh, and don't think wine will be any better. That shit's $25 a glass. .
Boy, am I glad to be at home with my cheep beer and free water.