You challenged us to go hang out in Times Square while wearing a diaper. Dude, give us something harder next time.
Dress up in full ice girl regalia and skate around in front of thousands of people? Done and done... Watch Maxim's Editor in Chief take one for the team during an Islanders game.
You dared us to take a shot of hot sauce and then hold our breath for 20 seconds. You are terrible people. But, we did it - and survived.
Here's what happens when lazy, out of shape magazine editors take on the grueling Tough Mudder obstacle course. Suffice it to say we spent the whole drive home weeping.
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