The Best Twitter Reactions To Last Night’s “Game Of Thrones”
Spoiler alert: Everyone is dead.
Spoiler alert: Everyone is dead.
(Photo: Helen Sloan / HBO)
Last night’s Game of Thrones episode was as – if not more- traumatizing then the beheading of Ned Stark way back in season one. But if you’ve been a regular fan of the TV series (or have read the books), you probably should have paid attention to the Bastard of Bolton’s advice. After watching The Red Wedding (warning – lots of very sad spoilers ahead, people) and witnessing Catelyn Stark, Rob Stark, and another cute wolf eat enough arrows to put down a dragon (that means they’re dead), viewers took to Twitter en masse (it’s still trending today) to tell everybody how they felt. It was not pretty.
Yeah, there was a lot of this. But good news! Uh…Jon Snow is still alive? Maybe? An eagle maybe ripped his face open though, so don’t get your hopes up.
WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOO FUCK YOU GAME OF THRONES THAT'S SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT EVERYTHING WAS FINALLY GOING RIGHT AND YOU RAPED MY SOUL.
— buzz buzz (@I_AM_brosiedon) June 3, 2013
Fun fact: stabbing Rob Stark’s pregnant wife in the belly over and over again was actually not in the book! The HBO writers added that little extra piece of flavor! Yum!
That episode of Game of Thrones….JESUS CHRIST. They don't even play music at the end. Wow wow wow. Gonna watch it again in HD.
— DARTH HATER (@chrismvgs) June 3, 2013
All the better to see all the throat-slittings (there were at least six).
If anyone needs me i'll be humming "rains of castamere" rocking back & forth in the fetal position for the foreseeable future #gameofthrones
— Katie Lucas (@KtLuWho) June 3, 2013
That song is about the Lannisters annihilating another noble house. Here it is for your listening enjoyment!
Don’t give up now! There are so many characters left to kill!
EAT A DICK SANDWICH, GAME OF THRONES.
— Joe Hennes (@joehennes) June 3, 2013
Well that’s just mean. Also not physically possible.
There was a lot of this. It hasn’t been this depressing a day at work since Optimus Prime died the third (of maybe fifth) time in the Transformers cartoon.
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