Best of the Web: October 2013

Maxim’s pick of the best, the sexiest, the funniest, the weirdest and the baddest-assest on the net.

October 30, 2013

Kobe Has “No Idea” When He’ll Return (via Bleacher Report)

Watch Miley Cyrus in Future’s “Real and True” Preview (via Heavy)

British Granny Goes Bananas Playing GTA V (via COED Magazine)

This Woman Cannot Miss in Pop-A-Shot (via ExtraMustard)

Matt Harvey’s Pimped Leather Hospital Wheelchair (via Busted Coverage)

SI Swimsuit: This Week in Instagram (via Swim Daily)

10 Rules of Gym Etiquette (via Made Man)

Kate Upton Talks Movember (via AskMen)

6 Incredibly Awesome Horror Comedies (via Unreality Magazine)

A Chat with UFC Fighter Matt Hardy Part 2  (via Bullz-Eye)

Rihanna’s Underwater Adventure (via Buzzfeed)

The Last Meals of Famous People (via theChive)

Man Eats 121 Twinkies in 6 Minutes (via Uncoached)

October 25, 2013

Sox Face Uncertainty Heading to STL (via Bleacher Report)

Miranda Kerr is Single (via Heavy)

Photos of Grandpas Being Bad (via COED Magazine)

Another Surfer Punching a Shark in the Face Story (via ExtraMustard)

Fan Dr. Pepper Bombs John Kruk at World Series (via Busted Coverage)

Katherine Webb GIFs to pump you up for Saturday’s Game (via Swim Daily)

17 Kickass Female Rockers You Should Know(via Made Man)

10 Items No Bachelor Pad Should Be Without (via AskMen)

Bizarre, Amazing New Super Manatee Series(via Unreality Magazine)

First Drive: The 2014 Honda Accord Hybrid(via Bullz-Eye)

16 Signs You’re Too Old For This Bar (via Buzzfeed)

Welcome to the Magical World of Yoga Pants(via theChive)

The Worst Things about Dating a Vegetarian (via Uncoached)

October 23, 2013

Which Injury Will Shake Up the NFL? (via Bleacher Report)

DJ Pauly D Has a Baby Girl Love Child (via Heavy)

Butt… It’s Halloween (via COED Magazine)

“Bar Rescue” Host Explains Why Some Sports Bars Fail (via ExtraMustard)

Texas Cheerleaders Shake It in Movie Theater Lobby (via Busted Coverage)

Sexy Models Dish About Their First Kisses (via Swim Daily)

Six Super-Boozy Imperial Beers(via Made Man)

The Only 12 Movie Scenes a Guy Will Ever Need (via AskMen)

The Details You Missed in Skyrim(via Unreality Magazine)

Talking Basketball and Chinese Films with Carmelo Anthony (via Bullz-Eye)

Things Every Grown Man Should Have (via Buzzfeed)

The Greatest Animal Photobombs on the Internet(via Mandatory)

How To Be Awesome (with Nunchucks)(via theChive)

The Worst Things About Sports as a Kid (via Uncoached)

October 18, 2013

Gronk Cleared to Play Sunday (via Bleacher Report)

Sexy Girls Eating Spaghetti for World Pasta Day (via Heavy)

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Selfie Game is Still an A+ (via COED Magazine)

Will Ferrell’s Impression of USC Interim Coach is Great (via ExtraMustard)

Katie Nolan Did What for a Sleeve of Oreos? (via Busted Coverage)

Slideshow: Aussie model Kristy Hinze Turns 34 (via Swim Daily)

Christina Hendricks Talks Scotch, Moustaches (via Made Man)

Which Actor Does the Best Nick Cage Impression? (via AskMen)

A Bad Lip Reading of “Game of Thrones” (via Unreality Magazine)

A Look into the Lake Tahoe Tough Mudder (via Bullz-Eye)

24 Athletes Who Forgot How to Athlete (via Buzzfeed)

10 People Who’ve Been Banned From SNL(via Mandatory)

You Had Me at “Hello, my Hair is Red” (via theChive)

Is Bacon Destroying Male Fertility? (via Uncoached)

October 16, 2013

Laker Lessons From School of Yao (via Bleacher Report)

Hot Chicks Celebrate National Red Wine Day (via Heavy)

How To Spot a Gold Digger 101 (via COED Magazine)

Dog Sets Guinness World Record for Riding Scooter (via ExtraMustard)

Comerica park’s Meatloaf Cupcake Looks Delicious (via Busted Coverage)

Izabel Goulart’s Adventures in Paradise (via Swim Daily)

The Breakup Workout Plan (via Made Man)

22 Signs a Guy Will Beat You in a Fight (via AskMen)

Voice Actors and Their Virtual Doppelgangers in GTA 5(via Unreality Magazine)

Track Day with Lexus F Sport Cars (via Bullz-Eye)

21 Times “The Simpsons” Bizarrely Predicted the Future (via Buzzfeed)

The Scariest Places to Spend Halloween(via Mandatory)

Animals That Don’t Suck (via theChive)

The Most Embarrassing Things to do at a Wedding (via Uncoached)

October 11, 2013

Are Tigers Now World Series Favorites? (via Bleacher Report)

Miley Rocks Sexy Lingerie for “Bangerz” Release Party (via Heavy)

Halloween Costumes That Will Get You Laid (via COED Magazine)

Golden Retriever Goes Berserk Over Game on TV  (via ExtraMustard)

Naked British Raiders Fan Gets Tasered at Airport (via Busted Coverage)

Models in Pink for Breast Cancer (via Swim Daily)

Why the Manliest of Men Do Yoga (via Made Man)

20 Signs You Have Your Sh*t Together (via AskMen)

Impressive LEGO Recreation of Helms Deep(via Unreality Magazine)

Car Review: 2014 Kia Soul (via Bullz-Eye)

14 Movie Gangs We Wish We Were In (via Buzzfeed)

Tom Hanks’ Character Income Tree(via Mandatory)

Car Selfies That Make Traffic Not Suck (via theChive)

The Most Awesome Hangover Cure(via Uncoached)

October 9, 2013

A View of Concussions From the NFL Helmet (via Bleacher Report)

Watch Miley Cyrus Sing “We Can’t stop” with Jimmy Fallon (via Heavy)

The 33 most Offensive Halloween Costumes Ever (via COED Magazine)

Lebron James is Making Kids Fat, Research Says (via ExtraMustard)

Miami Heat Dancers in Bikinis (via Busted Coverage)

Kate Upton & Snoop Dogg Make Hot Pocket Commercial (via Swim Daily)

Sweet Headphones For A Good Cause (via Made Man)

Is Tom Ford’s New Grooming Line Worth Your Money? (via AskMen)

Ordinary Batman Adventures(via Unreality Magazine)

A Chat With “Scarecrow” Actress Lacey Chabert (via Bullz-Eye)

32 People You’ll Be Amazed Actually Exist (via Buzzfeed)

Commercial Actors That Make a Killing(via Mandatory)

Do You Like Your Celebs Blonde or Brunette? (via theChive)

The 5 Most Underpaid Athletes in Sports Right Now(via Uncoached)

October 4, 2013

Tiger Woods Does “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” Handshake (via Bleacher Report)

Celebrities Caught on Chat Roulette (via Heavy)

Sexiest Celebrity Halloween Costumes of 2012 (via COED Magazine)

Andre Miller’s New ‘Do (via ExtraMustard)

Jason Dufner’s Wife Keeps Getting Hotter (via Busted Coverage)

Twelve Months of Swimsuit Hotness (via Swim Daily)

The Ultimate Paleo Shopping List (via Made Man)

The 10 Greatest Sandwiches in America (via AskMen)

Current “Star Trek” Stars Meet Their Original Inspiration(via Unreality Magazine)

“Gravity” Movie Review (via Bullz-Eye)

Guillermo Del Toro’s Halloween Opening For “The Simpsons” (via Buzzfeed)

The Perfect Fall Cocktail Recipes(via Mandatory)

Upshirt Shots Make All Other Shots Seem Silly (via theChive)

The World’s Drunkest Countries(via Uncoached)

October 2, 2013

A-Rod Tells Panel He Was Tricked (via Bleacher Report)

Sharks, Supercars, and S&M: Britney Spears’ “Work Bitch” Music Video (via Heavy)

The Greatest Pole Dancing Audition You Will Ever See (via COED Magazine)

Picking MLB Wild Card Winners Based on Mascots (via ExtraMustard)

19 Best Elle Johnson Photos (via Busted Coverage)

Kate Upton Joins B.J. and Justin Upton on SI Cover(via Swim Daily)

Arianny Celeste Heats Up “Overhaulin’” (via Made Man)

Qualities We Wish Every Girlfriend Had (via AskMen)

Disney Princesses as Pin-Up Tattoos(via Unreality Magazine)

A Moviegoer’s Guide to October (via Bullz-Eye)

Miley Cyrus Explains Her Tongue in “SNL” Promo(via Buzzfeed)

Creepy Movie Poster Face Swaps in GIF(via Mandatory)

Happy Socktober(via theChive)

Dogfish Head’s Celest-Jewel Ale is Made With Meteorites(via Uncoached)