My favorite piece of news about Coldplay is that they asked David Bowie to be on a song of theirs once and Bowie was like “this song isn’t very good, is it?” They were good sports about it though, and laughed off the probably secretly life-collapsing diss, which is pretty much the most Coldplay thing Coldplay could do.
My second favorite piece of news about Coldplay is that they have a new video for their song “Hymn for the Weekend,” off their latest album A Head Full of Dreams, and it features Beyoncé. If you have some free time during the day you can get in touch with me and we can do a thing where we hit play on the video at the same time, you keep your eyes closed, and I FB message you every time Beyoncé is on the screen so you can open your eyes during those times, and those times only. I’d be happy to do that for you.
