Is This Bills Fan Fingering a Lady’s Butt? An Investigation

A closer look calls the claim into question.

Adam K. Raymond

Sep 21, 2015

Here’s a picture making the rounds online today. It was taken at Sunday’s Bills/Patriots game and shows a fan with his hand down the pants of what looks to be his girlfriend. Maybe it’s his wife. Maybe it’s a stranger who he made fast friends with. We’ll never know.

Either way, the claim made by most is that man is knuckle deep in her anus. Or, as one site put it “fingering ass.” Let’s take a look.

Bills Fan Fingers Girl's Butt In The Stands #Bills #BillsMafia #NFL #BillsFan http://t.co/OyUKzou80a pic.twitter.com/0HhV9nhIeb

— SportSmasher (@SportSmasher) September 21, 2015

Not to be an ass fingering truther here, but it doesn’t look like that dude’s finger is in her butt. It’s certainly on her butt, but unless he’s got foot-long fingers, penetration seems like a long shot.

If anything, it looks like he’s pulling a “Butt Bundy”, something I just made up and named after Al Bundy’s preferred mode of relaxation. Which is to say, the only thing this guy’s finger is in is the woman’s waistband. He’s just grabbing cheek .

Now, if you want see a Bills fan really fingering a butt you can find that here. There’s a lot less doubt about that one.

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