The Broad City Girls Explain Why You Shouldn’t Do Sh*t on Columbus Day

Suck on that, Chrissy C.

Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer took to their web series, Hack into Broad City, to express just what we’re thinking about good ‘ol Christopher Columbus on this fine holiday.

The duo have different feelings towards the explorer and his musings; Abbi takes it easy with a few tokes in bed (envious is an understatement), while Ilana heads to work anyway because sometimes you just need to turn the lights on and print some shit out. Things get real heated once the latter starts tearing into America’s “original, white, douche asshole,” making their latest vid NSFW and extremely fucking hilarious.

For anyone else chained at their desk today, this one’s for you.

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