Cee Lo Changes Even More Song Lyrics

He just can’t stop reimagining songs.

Everyone’s favorite jellybean, Cee Lo Green, harnessed his inner Weird Al to change the lyrics of John Lennon’s “Imagine.” During a New Year’s Eve performance, he modified the phrase, “And no religion, too” and came up with, “All religions true.” What! You can’t just completely change the meaning of the entire song, mention religion, and get away with! Aww, Cee, we just can’t stay mad at you.

Now we wait with bated breath to see what other songs Green will adjust…And we can’t help but throw out a few suggestions of our own: 

Set Fire to the Rain – Adele

I set fire, to the rain!

And then I realized I was acting irrationally and I now understand your position. Sorry ’bout acting like a jerk. Wanna go see We Bought A Zoo later? No? That’s cool. I understand.

One Love – Bob Marley

One love, one heart

Let’s get together and start a fight

What a Wonderful World – Louis Armstrong

I see trees of green, and red roses too,

Trying not to notice the fat kid humping his shoe.

And I think to myself…don’t make eye contact. Don’t make eye contact. Don’t make eye contact.

Good Vibrations – The Beach Boys

Adequate, adequate, adequate,

Adequate vibrations!

Greatest Love of All – Whitney Houston

I believe that children are retarded,

Close their eyes and they think you went away.

True Colors – Cindy Lauper

I see your true colors shining through

I see your true colors

And that’s why I hate you.

Rita Meter Maid – The Beatles

Lovely Rita, Baby Gap Sales Associate!

Can I have an application?

Beautiful – Christina Aguilera

You are beautiful, in every single way,

So put that pistol down.

Anarchy in the U.K. – Sex Pistols

I am Jesus Christ!

I bought you this gift card. Ain’t it nice!

Buy what you want, and I hope that you get it.

In case you don’t know, it’s from Seaaaaaaaaars! Ghhjghghghghjnnmnmnmmnggnhnmmmn

Wind Beneath My Wings – Bette Midler

Did you ever know that you’re my hero!?

And once my tooth became a bee?

I want to make out with an eagle.

Or maybe that’s just the LSD.