Give It Up for the Geniuses Who Invented This Chest-High “Puking Toilet”

Click through for a look at the life-changing innovation at one nightclub.

Now, we know that you can totally handle your alcohol, so you’d never actually have to use this chest-high puking toilet. But for those with a lower tolerance than yours, this innovation at a nightclub in the Czech Republic is frankly genius.

BroBible posted this find from Redditor ThangCZ, and, well, it’s exactly what it looks like. Rather than forcing inebriated clubbers to hunch over on a filthy floor to eject their Jägerbombs, one club installed a chest-high puking toilet — complete with handlebars for stability. (Utilitarian and thoughtful!) I also like to imagine there’s a little speaker in there that plays a recording of a guy yelling “THAR SHE BLOWS!” followed by an “unz unz unz” techno beat after someone hurls in there. 

It’s only a matter of time before these puking toilets make their way to America. And while we’re at it, we might as well bring bidets over too. But I’ll save that argument for another post.

Photos by Getty; In article photo: Imgur