Ciara and Russell Wilson are a couple. They go on dates, share passionate kisses and absolutely, unequivocally do not have sex. It's kind of their thing.
It might not be for long though. In a recent interview with Cosmopolitan, the sultry singer revealed that she's been struggling mightily with the utter lack of sex in her relationship with the Seahawks quarterback. (The couple have famously chosen to remain abstinent since they began dating last April.)
"I’m not gonna lie. I’m human, so it is not easy," Ciara said, "especially when I look at him and I think he is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen — that I’ve ever laid my eyes on, to be honest."
Amazing. Ciara is so hard up that her vision's gone hazy. She looks at Russell Wilson and sees Idris Elba. Clearly, abstinence is a form of psychological torture. And for what? So they can do things "Jesus’ way."
So, the obvious question, what's Jesus' way? How does the son of God want his disciples showing their affection for one another? Ciara elaborated on that too.
"You get to hug and you get to have a nice good kiss," she said, "but you have to be careful not to go too far so you don’t end up in the place you’re trying to avoid being in."
Sounds awful. And if it's that bad for her, imagine how terrible it is for him?