College and Pro Games Jan 13

It’s time to pretend to care about college basketball.

College: Missouri at Texas A&M

When: Saturday, January 15th, 1PM ET

I’m not going to lie. I don’t really know “a lot” about college basketball in January. But since the college bowls are over, and no one cares about men’s collegiate hockey or men’s collegiate anything not called football, really, we have to pretend to care about college basketball before March. But honestly, what else are we going to do on Saturdays?

Who’s Going To Win: Well, Mizzou is ranked 12th and A&M is ranked 13th. But A&M is at home, so…, uhh, A&M?

Pro: New York Jets at New England Patriots

When: Sunday, January 16th, 4:30PM ET

This game, which already had a lot of trash talking, just got even more awesomely personal when Jets corner Antonio Cromartie called Tom Brady an asshole. It’s nice to see football players say things that aren’t “60 minutes of football” or “We need to go out and execute.” This si the third time these teams have played. So let’s get straight to the prediction.

Who Will Win: The Pats. They are the best team in the league. Their crazy collection of tiny receivers run formations that take away Revis’ shutdown corner abilities. Which makes the Jets a much more pedestrian defense, and gives Tom Asshole enough time and space to put up another assload of points against them. Pats 36, Jets 20.