College: Michigan State at Iowa
When: Saturday, October 30, 3:30 pm ET
Everyone knows by now that Michigan State coach Mark Dantonio had a mild heart attack after his team pulled off a successful fake field goal to beat Notre Dame in overtime about a month ago. But what we don't know is what would've happened to Dantonio if his insane game-winning fake call didn't work out. Would his heart attack have been fatal? Would he have had an anyeurism? A stroke? Gout? We'll never know. And while this has nothing to do with the game against Iowa, it's something I think about from time to time and I thought I'd share it with you.
Who's Going To Win And Why: Michigan State. I never bet against a man whose balls are big enough to kill the rest of his body.
Pro: Pittsburgh at New Orleans
When: Sunday, October 31, 8:20pm ET
This is a game between one team that's done better than expected (Pittsburgh) and another that's done worse than expected (New Orleans). And one guy who loves to bone wasted girls in bathrooms while his bodyguard stops her friends from beating down the door (Ben Roethlisberger.) Sadly, that's two against one. This one goes to the Steelers.
Like you have anything better to do.