The Daily Heat Index: Hocus Pocus 2 Won’t Work Due to Lack of Virgins

Plus, puppies took over Fallon and we got a new teaser for The X-Files reboot. 

Here’s a daily dose of what’s heating up the internet:

Someone Light the Black Flame Candle ASAP

People have been petitioning for a sequel to Hocus Pocus, the greatest Halloween ever, for quite some time now, but nothing has ever come to fruition. While you were watching the 1993 classic on repeat, Bette Midler took to Twitter to announce a new reason why the potential follow-up would be halted: lack of virgins. Head-witch Winifred announced that while the Sanderson Sisters were prepared to hop back on their broomsticks, it’s goddamn Netflix and chill that’s preventing us from seeing the ladies resurrected. Can someone just call Tim Tebow already? What’s he been up to lately?

Can This Get Any Cuter?

The ‘Pup Quiz’ is quite possibly the best thing to ever grace late-night television, and Drew Barrymore was the latest guest to have the honor of being smothered by golden retrievers. Watch this video and try not to grin while the Fever Pitch co-stars battle it out with the oddest animal trivia in order to win the greatest prize in game show history.

The Truth is Still Out There

A few new teasers were released for the January reboot of The X-Files, and it confirms that Mulder is still as paranoid as when we last saw him. The infamous duo is still on the hunt to find out all things fact/fiction, and if our guesses are correct, we’ll be scratching our heads before the first commercial. Things are about to get real cryptic, and we can’t wait. 

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