The ‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl Obnoxiously Brags About Being a Teen Millionaire, No Race Wants to Claim Credit For Her

“As a member of the white delegation, we respectfully do not recognize this person as a productive member of society.”

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*Update: Turns out this was too good to be true and, apparently, was tweeted from a parody account.

The infamously bratty “Cash Me Ousside” girl, aka Danielle Bregoli, just got her ass handed to her after bragging about making her first million on Twitter. 

The internet-famous adolescent tweeted, “I’m bout to be a millionaire at 14. Whatchu all doing with ur lives?” 

https://twitter.com/DanielIeBregoli/status/850152799530778626

A ridiculously long thread of tweets from various “racial spokespersons” ensued in a hilarious modern tribute to Dave Chappelle’s classic “Racial Draft” sketch from Chappelle’s Show, which the young Bregoli has likely never seen. 

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As she discovered, no one was willing to pick her. Not. One. Person.  

https://twitter.com/RutvikBabar/status/851514693118291969https://twitter.com/AleynLuis/status/850558425352110080

https://twitter.com/ErhanOkcu3/status/850607676107046912

After the aliens rejected her, a slew of other “representatives” from fictional communities chimed in, with all but the devil himself refusing to claim the brat as one of their own. 

https://twitter.com/GlizzyHoncho/status/850747808525242370

https://twitter.com/FoghornBLeghorn/status/851513632970113024

After the mean tweets finally ceased to roll in, Bregoli uncharacteristically had very little to say except, “Fuck y’all.”

https://twitter.com/DanielIeBregoli/status/850932920843993089

Hopefully she learned her lesson. No amount of money will make the internet OK with her acting like a giant brat—even if she is 14.

h/t: Bro Bible 

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