Meet the Star of the Donald Trump Porn Parody

An exclusive interview with Dick Chibbles, the Libertarian-leaning star of Woodrocket’s Donald Tramp.

America had a collective chuckle when Donald Trump announced his candidacy. Then we realized that—despite his uncouth behavior, toupée, and derogatory comments about women and immigrants—he’s currently the GOP frontrunner. The idea of a Trump Administration is no joke.

Woodrocket.com, the world’s foremost source of ridiculous porn parodies, is trying to make us laugh again. Lee Roy Myers and his team worked quickly to get Donald Tramp: The XXX Parody (NSFW, obviously) up online a mere week after the first Republican debate. It stars Dick Chibbles as Donald Tramp and Trinity St. Clair as a generic debate moderator (sorry, no Megyn Kelly). The plot is a model of simplicity: Tramp debates himself (there are no other candidates on stage) and makes a few absurd statements. Then the two of them explore all the standard policy positions.

The acting’s not going to win any Academy Awards, but it’s admittedly funny to watch a Trump doppelgänger slathered in self-tanner and sporting orange hairpiece drop trou and get to work. As we all know, the Donald is something of a ladies man.

Maxim talked to Dick Chibbles about  playing Tramp, why he’s a fan of the real Donald Trump, and his own failed candidacy for the Presidency.

How long have you been a star of adult films?


I’ve been in the industry for 14 years now, I’ve done over 1,500 scenes. I’ve stopped counting.

How’d you end up working with Lee Roy and WoodRocket on this project?


He actually called me a while ago to do his Parks and Recreation parody where I played the Ron Swanson character. Apparently they did a little research on Donald Trump and realized he’s a very tall man. He’s 6’3”. I’m 6’5” and I have the authentic New York accent.

Tell me about preparing for this role.


There’s a story years and years ago—there was a limo by the side of the road with a flat tire. Some construction worker or contractor pulled over and helped and it turned out to be Donald Trump. He offered to give the man a couple of bucks and he said “no, no, Mr. Trump, that’s fine. You know what’d be nice? Send flowers to my wife.” So he gave him his address and it turns out that Mr. Trump ended up paying off his mortgage on his house. From that moment on I was like “oh yeah, this guy is pretty cool.” So I’ve always been kind of a follower of Donald Trump. To do the research to try to play him, I watched a ton of his YouTube videos, and of course I listened to the debate and tried to get at his striking, witty personality.

So you’re a fan. Can he count on your vote?


You know, it’s funny. I actually ran for President in 2008 under my alter-ego Chibbles the Clown. I actually submitted my paperwork, I sent in my submissions check. I literally had a 35-page presidential platform. It was a joke, but, hey, I had time.

What was in your platform?


I was definitely running as an independent, without a doubt. Some of the things I stood for were making government a hell of a lot smaller than it is. It’s completely insulting how big it is. That’s not how this country was originally designed.

Would you say Trump is your favorite candidate?


It really is a toss-up between Donald Trump and Rand Paul.

Oh yeah? What do you like about each of them?


Donald Trump is kind of a puppet thrown into the mix to make everyone else on that stage accountable for what they say. I don’t know if Donald Trump is actually really, really running for president. Then you have Rand Paul. Rand Paul, honestly, he’s a true Constitutionalist, which is awesome. He’s exactly what this country really needs. The Constitution has been trampled upon and taken advantage of.

I’m guessing you’re not a fan of any of the Democratic candidates.


No, absolutely not. The bottom line is, whether Republican or Democrat, they’re all funded by the same corporations. That was one of the first things on my platform: To make it illegal for anybody that works in any branch of government to have any kind of stock holdings in any corporation.

Are there any other presidential candidates  you’d like to see in a porn parody?


Jeb Bush. They should just do the whole Bush family. I think that would be hilarious. Kinda based off The Beverly Hillbillies.

What do you think Donald Trump would think of Donald Tramp?


Donald is a hothead. I’ve never personally met him, but for him to lower himself to the point of doing a reality show shows that he has a sense of humor. I can guarantee he’s gonna watch it.

You really think so?


Any parody I’ve ever done…they all watch it. C’mon. Where else do they get the opportunity to see themselves with a beautiful porn star? I’m really hoping he actually gets shit about it from the other candidates. That’ll just make my day.

Photos by Photos courtesy of WoodRocket