Watch Eric Cartman Sum Up Deflategate Like Only He Can

South Park squeezed eight months of idiocy into 30 seconds. 

In South Park’s season premiere Wednesday night, Matt and Trey did something that sports fans will be forever grateful for. They made it so that we’ll never have to talk about Deflategate again. What a gift.

So, how’d they do it? With this 33-second dream sequence in which Eric Cartman sums up the inane battle between the Patriots and Roger Goodell that just won’t die. This is better than any ESPN longread or 5,000-word Wikipedia page

Save this to your phone and the next time someone tries to rope you into a conversation about football’s dumbest story, just push play and know that you’ll never have to speak the words Deflategate again.