Fargo: The TV Show?

The Coen brothers’ classic is coming to the small screen. Aww geez!

One of the best movies of the ’90s – hell, one of the best movies of all time – is being turned into a TV show. So what can we expect when Fargo, the homespun tale of greed, murder, and funny accents, heads to the world of shitty sitcoms and even shittier reality shows? Here are our best guesses for possible adaptations, dontcha know!

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SITCOM: “Whoa, Daddy!”

Aesthetically challenged career criminal Carl Showalter can’t catch a break at love, work, or life in general. So what does he do? Adopt a ragtag gang of orphans, of course! Hijinks ensue.

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GAME SHOW: “You’re Darn Tootin’!”

Former car salesman Jerry Lundegaard is the host of this quiz show, in which contestants must answer questions about sealants, finders fees, and missing tan Sierras. The final round involves escaping from a hotel room in your tighty whities.

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REALITY SHOW: “The Real Housewives of Brainerd”

It’ll be “real good then” when the ladies of Brainerd, MN, led by tough police chief Marge Gunderson, have at it. After all the catfights and backstabbing, will one of them end up in a wood chipper? Tune it to find out!

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