The First Full-Length Trailer For ‘Deadpool 2’ Is Here, And It’s Spectacular

Just watch.

Well, now we know just how much the production team behind Deadpool 2 has been messing with us. They’ve put out a series of ridiculous and funny teasers for the movie, and many have revealed next to nothing about the plot.

With this first full trailer, we get a real taste of why the movie recently scored a near-perfect 98 percent with test audiences in Dallas.

We also get a good look at Josh Brolin as Cable, and damn, was he a good choice. He’s oozing menace from the beginning, enough to give viewers a sense of just what a huge threat he presents to Ryan Reynolds’s “Merc with a Mouth.” 

Being a wiseass won’t get Deadpool anywhere with an enemy like Cable. 

Action-packed as the trailer may be, The Youtube caption does preserve one of the best things about these movies—they’re just goofy as hell:

After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.

Deadpool 2 crashes through the screen into a theater near you on May 18, 2018.