Normally we compile our annual food awards by smacking our bellies and trying to recall everything we've consumed to make them so jiggly and penis-concealing. This year we turned to celebrities, chefs, and Maxim readers to create our most mouthwatering list yet. Cheesy eggs, spicy tacos, tender BBQ, and the most sticky-sweet dessert known to man. Strap on your fat pants.
Five Best Breakfasts
Five Best Lunches
WHAT WOMEN WANT
Bombshell Diora Bairdon the after-dinner treat that really gets her going. Take notes, fellas.
"I like the idea of getting messy with your guy. You know the kitchen scene in 9 1/2 Weeks? They're covered in food, and it's just so sexy. So roasting marshmallows and making s'mores is something I would totally get down with, because s'mores are innocent but still messy. You know, 'Oh, no, it fell on my shirt! What am I going to do?' It's fun and dirty at the same time, so you kill two birds with one stone you get to eat and get off."
Five Best Dinners
Road Trip Eats by Adam Richman
Maxim's Map of Free Beer in America
The Most Mouth-
Watering Food Trucks