The Internet Is Melting Down Over This Controversial Ranking of French Fries
Are tater tots REALLY better than curly fries?
The outrage of the Internet moves swiftly and mercilessly.
Case in point: a recent infographic involving French fries—the one thing you might have thought could unite us across our differences—is dividing the Internet faster than the 2016 Presidential Election did.
A Twitter user named @CriminelleLaw shared an arbitrary ranking of French fries, although it appears @CriminelleLaw did not actually create said list.
*view at your own risk*
This is the most controversial ranking I've ever seen on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/mQLjgIFZEl— Criminelle Law (@CriminelleLaw) June 10, 2017
What’s more, the metrics for the ranking are entirely unknown. Was crispiness a factor? How about surface area-to-seasoning ratio? We need answers!
See the ranking above and, please, try not to throw your hands up in outrage as you see tater tots were actually ranked ahead of curly fries. I know!
The innocuous little French fry ranker has garnered over 20,000 likes, 11,000 retweets and 1,800 responses. Most of them are, at the nicest, downright irate.
https://twitter.com/MadrasAndPearls/status/873621204413947904https://twitter.com/rickyreed/status/873766542361583616
Tater tots are not fries. I'll fight them on this.
— Mud On My Tiara (@dirty_crowns) June 10, 2017
Time to riot.
— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) June 11, 2017
What? No gravy fries or the king of fries–poutine?
— cupcakekitty🦣 (@cupcakekitty09) June 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/NessieBJenkins/status/873604044425535488
I'm down to go to war over chili cheese fry placementhttps://t.co/jFcrbSgvL3
— nerdy (@nerdgirlwalking) June 10, 2017
There are at LEAST eight disqualifyingly horrible opinions on here, but steak below shoestring?! https://t.co/i7HE34El1h
— Ty Schalter (@tyschalter) June 10, 2017
I have never seen such injustice. Curly fries deserve better. Don't even get me started on the smileys https://t.co/PTOMNEeYPv
— Camrin Chappell (@ChappellCamrin) June 11, 2017
This is INSANITY. Whoever put this together shouldn't be allowed to eat chips, they don't deserve them. https://t.co/aVrEDcsdRH
— Alice Beverton-Palmer (@alicebevpalm) June 11, 2017
Role up your sleeves. This one is getting messy.
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