The seventh and penultimate season of Game of Thrones premieres on July 16 on HBO.
While GOT geeks cram on old seasons and frantically skim through fan forums, one very talented YouTuber has condensed all previous six seasons into an easily-digestible five-minute rap video that's as ridiculous as it is informative.
Sure, the absorbing drama and epic violence is brushed over, but you'll be fully up-to-date on who's banging who, who's dead and who's holding power in Westeros.
Above, stop desperately pleading with your friends for their HBO GO passwords and watch the Game of Thrones "Recap Rap." It's definitely not going to rival that rumored Dr. Dre and Eminem reunion, but it's good for shits and giggles.
And don't forget to see what to expect from Season 7 in the trailer above.