Get Your Spoon Out of My Butt

Ben & Jerry’s serve up a cold dish of lawsuit to porn peddlers

Ben and Jerry’s put the deep freeze on Caballero Video’s series of porn

spoofs based on the names of the tubby duo’s most delicious flavors. The

production and sale of flicks like Boston Cream Thighs, Chocolate Fudge

Babes and Peanut Butter D Cups has been officially cocked blocked, thanks

to a decision handed down (presumably with one hand) by a California court.

Normally we’re against anything that gets in the way of our pornographies,

but we have to say we’re pretty disappointed by the uninspired titles the

Caballero perverts whipped up. How about Break My Cherry Garcia? Or

Chocolate Vagina Swirl? Or even Phisting Food?

Come on porn spoof makers, you’re better than that. Maxim readers, help

them out in the comments below. Send your nominations for Ben & Jerry’s

porn spoofs and let your voice be heard!

For more food-based madness, check out our trip to the Texas Tomato Battle.

Alternatively, check out our Girls With Food gallery!