We have no idea how the rules of rugby work, but we do know that this kid is really good at it. Meet Meaalofa Te’o (no relation, we assume, to the guy with the imaginary girlfriend). He's a 9-year-old from Canberra, Australia, who appears to have hit his growth spurt very early. Watch in wonder as the husky youngster mercilessly stiff-arms and runs over the opposing defense.
Scouts from the Browns have already expressed interest.*
*This is not true.