Give It Up For This Guy Who Had No Shame Carrying His New Sex Toy on the Train

We know exactly what he’ll be up to later.

Gabriella Paiella

Oct 19, 2015

Society is still, by and large, fairly puritanical. Discomfort with the human body and outrage over expressions of sexuality abound. But one man — nay, one hero — is trying to put a stop to this, one Doggy Style Pet Pussy and Ass sex toy at a time.

Or he just forgot how plastic bags work.

Take a look at this fine gentleman, which we spotted in a photo tweeted out by Twitter user xTomBlythex. There he sits, proud and majestic, on a crowded subway car, his entire body obscured save for his latest purchase: A Topco Penthouse Pet Collection Heather Vandeven Vibrating CyberSkin Doggy Style Pet Pussy and Ass (which retails for $131.99 on Amazon, in case you’re interested. This is a safe space).

https://twitter.com/xTomBlythex/status/655490232922611712

I honestly wish I could say that a man carrying a disembodied rubber butt and vagina that he was planning on having sex with later was the most surprising I’ve ever seen on public transportation. Sadly, that is very much not the case.

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Give It Up For This Guy Who Had No Shame Carrying His New Sex Toy on the Train

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