Good God, Tom Brady Is a Terrible Dancer

Watch him get down at the Patriot’s Super Bowl ring ceremony.

The Patriots hosted a party to celebrate their Super Bowl XLIX win on Sunday night in Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts and the hyped crowd included: the players, Gisele Bündchen, Wiz Khalifa, Tom Brady, and Tom Brady’s absolutely awful dance moves.  I dance like a drunk Liz Lemon at a middle school dance, and even I feel like I can safely criticize this.

Here he is getting down to “Trap Queen:”

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Jun 14, 2015 at 10:36pm PDT

And here he is fist-pumping with four Super Bowl rings on:

So there you have it, people. Tom Brady: Bad at dancing. Still great at football, married to a beautiful super model, and richer than all of us.